JANUARY 2007~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRICE: 5 CIGARETTES

CHRISTMAS FIRE SWEEPS THROUGH THE TRAILER PARK
Hundreds of dollars' worth of damage done
Of all the crazy, dangerous shit we have here in Tinbox Acres, it was Christmas lights that burned down half the trailer park on Christmas Eve. We all seen it ...

Helpful Hints
How to keep from accidentally burning down half the trailer park, a recipe for peeping-tom repellent, why urinal cakes belong in your bedroom closet, and more can all be found here.

Advice Column
Can a retired circus midget break ever the habit of peeping up women's skirts? Thou shalt not blast thy neighbor with a garden hose -- or shalt thou? Could things possibly get any weirder? Uncle Howie's got all the answers.

Commentary
by Welcome Wagon Willy in space #38
Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh, my heart is all busted up into itty-bitty little pieces. It ain't easy sitting in a old beater pickup, watching my ex-girlfriend's trailer for 12 hours straight without even getting out once to take a whiz ...

 

 

Ever wonder what happens when a tow truck breaks down?

 

 

 

... or where we get all that crap we fling around the yard outside our trailers?

 

 

 

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