Dear Editor:

Hey man, do you know anyone who can give me a ride up the street? I'm just going to run into someone's house for a minute.

Eddie
Space #29

Dear Editor:

Once again I need to remind everyone that I am NOT the trailer park taxi. I do not appreciate you waking me up at 4 a.m. to ask me to give you a ride up the road so you can just run into someone's house for a minute. If you quit bumming rides up the road so you can just run into someone's house for a minute, you wouldn't be blowing all your cash on that shit you're picking up at someone's house. You know the stuff -- it turns you into a complete asshole. I believe you call it "tweek." If you put all that tweek money you saved into a piggy bank, within a month you could go to a car auction and buy some transportation so you're not constantly irritating the shit out of anyone with a vehicle. Plus, you could get a job.

Dot the crazy cat lady
Space #8

Dear Editor:

Hey man, do you know anyone who can give me a ride up the street? I'm just going to run into someone's house for a minute.
Space #29

Dear Editor:

Please ask management to fix the sump pump. It's really no picnic having to shit in a field when you use a walker. It takes me at least half an hour to get to the first bush, what with all the rocks and dirt clods and gopher holes. And I don't know which is worse -- squatting or getting back up from a squat. Anyways, I'm too old for this shit.

JR Johnson
Space #46

Dear Editor:

Hey man, do you know anyone who can give me a ride up the street? I'm just going to run into someone's house for a minute. Oh, c'mon. Please? I'll give you a cigarette.

Eddie
Space #29

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