Dear Editor:

Hey man, do you know anyone who can give me a ride home from the hospital like right fucking NOW? I need to get out of here before I get a medical release to prison. I'll be somebody's bitch in no time if I get released to prison. Just show up. I can get this I.V. off pronto.

Eddie
Space #29

Dear Editor:

We're sick of the cops being called on us. Could you ask management to make a trailer-park rule against calling the cops on you neighbor without talking to the neighbor first? It's not THAT hard to walk between flying trash cans.

The Feral family
Space #54

Dear Editors:

Yeeeeeah! The Ferals are gone! According to the local paper, they're gone for good. How about if we all have a huge neighborhood barbecue and celebrate? Minus that goddamn karaoke machine of course -- haha. And minus that huge hairy sasquatch Pop Feral sucking up all the hooch.

Everyone in the whole trailer park

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