Dear Editor:

Juvie sucks, but it's not all secure like the prison where my parents and my brother are. The place where I'm at is only surrounded by a chainlink fence with some razor wire at the top. If you pull at it hard enough, you can lift the fence up enough to squiggle under. A few of us in here was thinking of releasing ourselves on O.R. soon, because I've been loosening the fence where a bunch of weeds is growing over it. I'm gonna need a ride. I just wanted to give all of you a heads-up, so you'll get right over when I call.

Darrell Feral
Space #54

Dear Editor:

I came by to check up on that lot next to Tinbox Acres, which I happen to own. There was smashed fruit and melons and stuff all over the place. I even found a bunch of old bald tires strewn about the property that I know weren't there the last time I was out there. Now, I don't have any evidence, but I've got my suspicions that you trailerpark residents had something to do with it. If you did litter my property, then stop. If it wasn't you, then don't start. I was kind of thinking of maybe building a house there.

Chuck Bodell
Guy who owns the field next door

Dear Editor:

Hey man, do you know anyone who would be willing to put up a bunch of money to have my head reconstructed? It got seared when my trailer blew up. I just got a good look at me in the mirror. There ain't a ice cube's chance in Hell the state is gonna put up THAT much cash to reconstruct a guy who seared his head committing a felony. What about that rich fucker who lives down there in that manufactured home that overlooks the duckpond? Next time that guy's family shows up crying and begging him to come back to his estate, lay a sob story on them about me being a 'indigent burn victim' or something like that. Thanks.

Eddie
Space #29

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