Dear Editor:

Yep, I was right about them twin ladies over in space #40. They DO have the hots for me.

Fatty Daddy
Still holed up in space #40

Dear Editor:

Good thing I had on my firesuit and firehat and goggles when I was up there threatening to jump off the roof of my trailer. That new resident in space #54 gots this totally hot daughter or niece named Persimmon or something like that who keeps showing up to his trailer. First impressions are everything, so I wouldn't want her first impression of me to be the guy on top of a trailer in a firesuit and firehat and goggles, being talked down via bullhorn by the cops.

Welcome Wagon Willy
Space #38

Dear Editor:

What's that old burnt smell? Did something burn down near my trailer a while back?

E. Aron Presley
Space #54

Dear Editor:

How silly of us to have fought over Fatty Daddy. Turns out there's enough of him for both of us.

Pearline and Earline
Space #40

Dear Editor:

Whose idea was it to hang those ugly pictures up on the laundry bulletin board? It looks like photos of a gorilla with the front half of its body buried in a huge pile of Silly Putty.

Pop Feral
Space #68

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