Dear Editor:

Where's Andy? I just KNOW that son-of-a-bitch is hiding from me.

Lulu in space #61
Apparently clueless about Andy being hospitalized

Dear Editor:

Marshal is a fucking asshole. If it weren't for him swiping Maudine off her feet and marrying her, she probably woulda let me boink her by now. Instead, I'm sitting here alone in my trailer with a wicked case of blue balls.

Plus, he locks me in the jail trailer when I get out of hand.

Welcome Wagon Willy
Fuming in space #38

Dear Editor:

Marshal is a fucking asshole. If it weren't for him coming along with that fancy-pants jail trailer and swiping my job away, I'd probably still be employed as the Tinbox Acres security guy right now. Instead, I'm in a full body cast and can't even scratch my balls.

Plus, he locks me and Maddog in the jail trailer when we get all buckwild crazy.

Andy in space #91
Strapped to a hospital bed and pissed off

Dear Editor:

I'm insulted. I went over next door to try to get a construction job, and those motherfuckers laughed me right off the lot. I believe this counts as discrimination.

Jingo the circus midget
Space #99

Dear Editor:

Hiring that idiot Andy from your trailer park was the worst mistake I ever made. All I did was hire him as a gopher, and thanks to his actions, no one in their right mind would show up on my property with a piece of heavy equipment. Andy stole a great big dinosaur-looking machine with a jawful of teeth, I swear.

It gets worse. Andy did so much damage to a bulldozer, I understand it had to be shot to put it out of its misery. All the king's horses and all the king's men would never, ever, EVER be able to put that bulldozer back together again. EVER. Not after what that dipshit did to it.

It's going to cost me a small fortune to get another batch of contractors with their own heavy equipment out here again, so I'm only going to be able to keep a few of you on as construction gophers. Don't take it personal or nothing, and please don't take it out on me. That's called misdirected anger. You should be directing any anger you may feel about being unemployed to Andy, the guy who got you shitcanned in the first place.

Chuck Bodell
Our ex-boss from the construction site next door

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