What a nice view this is
down our driveway ...

 

 

 

... so let's NOT fuck it up by leaving
our used shopping carts all over it.

 

 

 

Now, here was a funny sight last month. New resident Kevroy Gordon
in space #93 got a U-Haul that was bigger than his trailer, and ran out of
room in his trailer before the moving truck was even unloaded all the way.

 

 

 

Dot's trailer used to have shade over the back of it, until she hired
that little speedfreak Eddie to trim her tree when he was tweeking
out of his mind. Eddie decimated Dot's tree and took all the shade
off the trailer, but boy, he sure did get the job done quick.

 

 

 

Edgar the maintenance guy just scored this 54-foot singlewide from
that trailer lot up the highway, Trailerland or Trailertown or
something like that. Anyways, you can't even tell it fell off the
trailer moving rig on its way here, not from the outside at least.

 

 

Take a wild guess which trailer we all wind up in every Thanksgiving.

 

 

Company is always welcome here at Tinbox Acres.
Go on, walk up to any trailer ...

 

... come on in, the screen door
ain't locked ...

 

... Set a spell. Make yourself comfy ...

 

... if y'all get hungry,
we'll throw something
on the barbecue for ya ...

 

... and if our greasy old barbecue
makes you gassy and stinky,
we'll just flip on the fan!

 

 

 

 

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