Sunrise sure is a peaceful time here
in the trailer park.
That's when everyone is sleeping off hangovers.

Morningtime.
Welcome Wagon Willy painted his trailer in space #38 a nice
shade of fuschia
to match his next-door neighbor Pearline and Earline's pink
trailer.

Lookie here at all this luxury. The Dorque family in space
#24
gots three cars that all run, a pickup truck with a guest
home on it,
and a patio awning that spans the length of their singlewide
trailer.

Late morning.
Darrell Feral scores a trailer to replace the one he blowed
up
a few months ago while cooking meth in it.

Willy got a makeshift privacy fence from the dollar store
and put it up outside Dot's trailer so's they can run around
nekkid
in the yard and not have to explain it to the cops no more.

Early afternoon.
Maudine in space #37 has gotten a much-needed break from Willy
peeping into
her trailer, ever since Willy hooked up with Dot the crazy
cat lady in space #8.

The reason Harold and Madge's trailer space is so green
is because of
their swamp cooler overflowing onto their roof. Madge keeps
after Harold
to get his butt up on the roof and fix the cooler leak, but
we all know
what a lazyass Harold can be. He just says he likes the yard
all green like that.

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Looks like a afternoon storm's a-brewin'.

Trailerpark priorities.
If you win the lottery, don't spend any of it getting
yourself a decent place to live.
Instead, run out and buy yourself a brand-spanking-new sportscar,
and get a satellite TV dish installed on the roof of your
trailer.

Sundown.
The afternoon storms wash all the filth offa our trailers,
then the sun fixes to set.

Nightfall.
Willy spends the night in the jail trailer for peeping at
Maudine again.


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