Sirens scream, are you listening, up the road, cop lights twinkling,
The usual sight, we're loaded tonight,
Living in a trailer wonderland.

Gone away is the luchre, here to stay are the tweekers,
They rob your tool shed, while you are in bed,
Living in a trailer wonderland.

In the driveway we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is Sheriff Brown.
He'll say: You got warrants? We'll say: No man,
Now you can let us go or run us down.

Later on, we'll conspire, near a raging trailer fire,
We'll vow to get paid, the next time we're laid,
Living in a trailer wonderland.

On the highway we can build a snowman, and pretend that he's a shitfaced friend,
We'll have lots of fun with highway snowman, until the cops show up and drag us in.

E-B-T buys the groceries, swipe the card, it covers most things,
We have a great time, on the taxpayers' dime,
Living in a trailer wonderland.

 

 

 

Moving on up in the trailer park:
BT in space #21 added a room onto his camper, then put a satellite dish on the roof.

 

How to winter-proof your trailer in a hurry.

 

Ooooh, lookie here. A new chick moved into the trailer park, and she gots her own car.

 

Here's the new chick's plush grey kitty and sexy red shoes.
Lookie there at how red them shoes are. And she done named the kitty Gogo Girl.
It don't take no rocket scientist to figure out the new chick must be totally hot.

 

Darrell Feral builds a add-on to his trailer,
and he even remembered to put a door on it this time.

 

 

 

Willy and Dot got together and cleaned up the catbox room finally.
But they done missed a spot.

 

 

Here's Dot the crazy cat lady's trailer from the outside.

 

 

Uncle Howie tries to score with Lulu by buddying up to her kid Damian.

 

 

Welcome Wagon Willy steals a golf cart and peeps in at the new chick.
Everyone in the trailer park was right. She is hot.

 

 

Good night and sweet dreams, y'all.

 

 

 

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