Madge and Harold in space #56 were cited for littering. Neither Madge nor Harold is the one who left the car parts laying around in the street or near the speedbumps. That crime is still a unsolved mystery. Harold and Madge got cited for littering the Feral family's space with rotten fruit.

The entire Feral family in space #54 was arrested for domestic violence and noise pollution. The cops had to bring in four police cars to make the arrests (one for each Feral family member) because every time two Ferals was thrown into the same cage together, they would fight.

Eddie in space #29 was arrested for the manufacture and sale of methamphetamine. Eddie was cooking meth when his trailer exploded. He's still handcuffed to his hospital bed pending a doctor's release to prison.

Police responding to a report of "vandalism and unnatural copulation" at Tinbox Acres instead discovered the Ferals' male Rottweiler digging through a bag of Pedigree dry food for small dogs, and attempting to hump Virginia Beadle's male chihuahua. Police also discovered a severely freaked out Mrs. Beadle. They radioed for a ambulance stocked with gallons and gallons of morphine. No arrests were made, but Virginia Beadle was taken to the county nuthatch for some peace and quiet and rest and relaxation and observation and a shitpile of pharmaceutical-grade dope.

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