The gazebo by the duckpond burned to the ground last month, and it's expected to hit management hard in the pocketbook. In addition to the $2,500 or so that it will cost to replace the gazebo, the managers got slapped with a big old fine for air pollution or something as a result of the fire.

On a related note, Humpy's doghouse burned up the same day the gazebo burned down. Damage was estimated at $75. No fines were levied.

Humpy was hauled in when the cops and firemen showed up to put out his doghouse fire. He wasn't arrested or anything like that. Since Humpy the Rottweiler's whole family got hauled off to prison last month, the cops thought Humpy would make a great police dog.  He's only like a year old, barely older than a pup (albeit a BIG pup) so he's the ideal age to start at the K-9 academy. We won't need to worry about a homeless, hungry Humpy wandering around the trailer park no more. This makes that dog the first member of the Feral family to have a career, ever. The irony is that Humpy's new career is in law enforcement.

Clarence got picked up for Drunk In Public AGAIN. This time he was staggering to the mailboxes. He's okay as long as he's behind the wheel of his monster truck, but get him on his own two feet on the ground and he can't function for shit. Clarence ain't kidding when he says goofy shit like, "I hafta drive home, 'cause I'm too drunk to walk."

Eddie in space #29 finally got released from the hospital to prison. We ain't heard a peep out of Eddie, but Pop Feral and the 18-year-old Feral boy are in there with him. They've assured us that Eddie ain't no one's bitch yet, and he probably won't be, neither. That's good news. Eddie was so worried about being traded for a pack of cigarettes.

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