Darrell Feral, formerly of space #54, then of low-security Juvie, then of a tent in the rubble in space #29, got busted again. Darrell now resides in the high-security Juvie boot camp up on the hill.  

Maddog Monson got hauled in for assault of a minor when he stomped 17-year-old Darrell Feral's ass flat a couple weeks ago. That's what all that screaming and pounding and banging and clanging was that attracted all them cops that one night.  Maddog dragged a screaming Darrell out of that canvas-and-mopstick puptent that Darrell put up in Eddie's old spot, and clobbering the shit out of him in that pile of rubble.

Humpy made his first bust last month. When the cops showed up for Darrell's ass-whoopin', they figured dope must have been involved somehow. They brung along Humpy, their newest addition to the drug-sniffing canine corps.  Humpy and bruised-up Darrell had a warm, tear-jerking reunion. Then the cops remembered that they got Humpy from the Ferals when the whole family got hauled in. They also had a WANTED fax with Darrell's face on it 'cause he escaped from Juvie by squiggling under the fence. The cops let Humpy ride away from Tinbox Acres and off into the sunset in the back of the cruiser with Darrell.

If blowing up Hindenburgs or causing any other kind of fireball ain't against the law, it's gonna be made against the law.  Plus, there's gonna be some new laws wrote up in the books reference our interpark trailer war wtih Buzzards. Wowie kazowie, there's gonna be a new law named after us.  Yeeeee-haaaw!

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