Eddie's out! That's why you see that little snap-together dome tent in space #29. Eddie scored that dome tent at a garage sale when he got released from the pokey. He set it up in his old trailer space to replace that camper he blowed up a few months back, when he tried cooking meth in it.  Anybody who blowed up his own trailer manufacturing a controlled substance is RED HOT as far as the cops is concerned. If I was you, I'd steer clear of Eddie's tent for a while.

One of the Mariachi musicians from the Cinco de Mayo brouhaha accidentally got left here in Tinbox Acres last month.  It was Jose, the little guy with the guitar.  The cops picked him up for flying around on psilocybin mushrooms along with a bunch of Tinbox Acres residents. Jose ended up being dumped back off at Tinbox Acres with the rest of the arrestees. Nobody's come and got him yet. He ain't been able to call no one for a ride, 'cause he don't speak no English.

The Cinco de Mayo Arrest Fest last month netted more than just Jose. Among his fellow tankmates that night was Carl Bailey the psych facility escapee in space #1; Buck and Buddy, father and son from space #15; Rudy Bonaparte, the Skilsaw-wielding speedfreak in space #19, Rudy's next-door neighbor, BT the blowtorch-wielding speedfreak in space #21, Donnie Dorque from space #24, DJ the dope dealer in space #41, Maddog Monson in #91, and some little bitty feller that just moved in down at the end by the duckpond.

Clarence in space #62 got released from jail last month. Within eight hours, he had gotten hisself completely shitfaced, locked horns with the cops AGAIN, whomped the shit out of a bunch of winery employees, and kicked the bucket. No matter what the rumor mill churns out, that whole tin of Altoids that Clarence ate before he died AIN'T what killed him. And it weren't that fix-it ticket he got right after he ate all them Altoids, neither. Some folks has speculated that he done went and committed suicide, but if the way Clarence died counts as suicide, then so does accidentally inhaling and choking on a glass meth pipe. As far as any of us here at Tinbox Acres is concerned, Clarence's death is still a unsolved mystery, no matter what the cops and the local newspapers say.

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