The Fourth of July festivities was marked by several residents being hauled out in a Paddy wagon. Among those hauled away is Welcome Wagon Willy in space #38, Buck and Buddy in space #15, DJ the dope dealer in space #41, Edgar the maintenance guy in space #2, Andy the security guy and his girlfriend Lulu in space #68, Skip Bodell in space #76, Maddog Monson in space #91, Ernie in space #83, and the entire Dorque family in space #24. All were released by suppertime.

Norm Archer in space #81 was seen shucking and jiving with the cops on the Fourth of July. He might be a narc. Watch what you say and do when Norm's around, 'cause we don't know if he'll rat you out to his cop buddies. As far as any of us knows, Norm don't do no dope and he ain't got no rap sheet, so be careful. This means deal your dope and fence your stolen items in the parking lot at the market up the road, not on Tinbox Acres property. And keep it legal in front of space #81, in case Norm happens to peep out his front window.

Ma Feral got released from State Prison, which is why we been seeing the lights on in space #54. It still don't look like Pop Feral's getting out any time soon. Them two Feral boys are still in the pokey, and the older Feral boy, Arliss, is all set to be turned loose this month.

Jingo the Incredible Circus Midget got hauled in last month for indecent exposure. Fatty Daddy took up a collection and bet the entire pot ($219.37) that Jingo wouldn't let Eddie launch him, stark naked, onto the roof of the market up the road with the catapult. Fatty Daddy lost the bet but it was sure worth it. Jingo was released within a couple hours anyways. According to the police report, Jingo has a ittybitty midgety little ass, and it wasn't much of a crime to be exposing it. Ditto for the little feller's genitalia.  Poor Jingo.

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