Ma Feral in space #38 got hauled in on charges of stalking and harassment. It seems you can't go throwing your empty booze bottles at a trailer just because a couple of old ladies your old man has the hots for lives there. You can't stand outside someone else's trailer hollering, neither. The law states you gots to live and let live, or risk getting hauled away in the backseat cage of a cruiser.

Ma Feral got hauled back in on charges of assault and battery an hour after being released. It seems you can't go whomping the shit out of your old man with a mop, even if you did catch the son-of-a-bitch headed across the driveway to another woman's trailer. You can't clobber the guy even if he gots a whole armload of romantic stuff, like flowers and beer and cigarettes and candy bars for that other woman. The law states that if you go a-whompin' on ANYONE for ANY REASON, you risk being cuffed and caged.

Skip Bodell gots a twin brother. No shit. He really does. Even Skip didn't know he had a twin. We all got to find out when Eddie and Arliss pitched in together and called for a pizza. The pizza delivery Yugo came barreling down our driveway at about 40 miles per hour. The driver was trying to get airborne on our new huge rounded speedbumps. Them speedbumps is too big to see over, so to make a long story short, the pizza Yugo got into a head-on wreck with Skip's pickup truck. When the two drivers got out to exchange information, they was mirror images of each other. It turns out the two are twins, and Skip's twin brother not only owns Chuck's Pizzeria (and the wrecked pizza Yugo), he also owns the field next door.

Right after Ma Feral got hauled out the second time, the cops showed right back up to space #38 to investigate what done knocked out Willy. Old Welcome Wagon Willy says the last thing he remembers before waking up with some cop's flashlight illuminating his pupils was walking across the driveway to Maudine's trailer with an armload of presents. He was hoping to win her affections before Ma Feral got let out and caught him again. Next thing Willy knew, he was tits-up in the dirt with a cop kneeled over him. Willy was taken to the County Hospital for observation, and was released the next morning.

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