During the sewage-pipe excavation process so far, plumbers have discovered over 300 pounds of various controlled substances packed in that disintegrated piping. We suspect it accumulated there when it got flushed any time cop lights went twinkling down the driveway past all our trailers. Now we know why sewer rats in trailer parks act so much like us trailerpark residents. They're ingesting the same shit we all are. Police were notified so they could come get the flushed dope and log it all into evidence. The cops advised they would rather NOT pollute their evidence locker with 300 pounds of that nasty stinky crap, it ain't their job, and we have to dispose of it ourselves. We disposed of all 300 pounds by daring each other to pop, smoke, snort, and/or slam that entire sewage and dope potpourri pile.

The population of Tinbox Acres was reduced by half for 72 hours last month, thanks to that huge sewage and dope pile. About half of us was flying around on "dope-pourri" and the other half was passed out all over the trailer park. Some of us was hiding in toolsheds and under trailers all wild-eyed and paranoid. Even Anil Roberts, that religious goofball in space #73 got hauled in for 72 hours observation with all of us. The cops yanked Anil screaming out of a tree, and he left deep fingernail gouges in the tree bark and stripped fistfuls of leaves off the branches on the way down. He was still clutching them tree leaves in his fists when he was strapped down on that huge papoose board and slid into the back of the ambulance. Carl Bailey the psych facility escapee went missing with Ma Feral at some point during the dope-fueled ruckus, and neither one of 'em has been seen nor heared from since.

Ma Feral and Carl Bailey ain't the only missing persons in the trailer park. Willy is also legally a missing person, even though we all seen him slinking around between our cars and trailers. Willy's been avoiding that lovelorn behemoth  Beulah Radkin like the plague. Apparently the boinking that went on between them two meant a lot more to Beulah than it did to Willy. Anyways, Willy steered so clear of Beulah, she went and called the cops and filed a missing persons report on him. Shit, even the cops seen Willy ducking and hiding, because while taking the missing persons report, they asked Beulah, "Isn't that the guy who's slinking around in the shadows out there right now?"

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