Pop Feral is out! First thing he did upon his release was to hightail it back to Tinbox Acres, where he promptly tore Willy a couple new orifices. Even though Willy and Ma Feral ain’t a item no more, he got the shit kicked out of him by a seven-foot hairy sasquatch with a felony rap sheet that’d probably reach the moon if you printed it all on one long piece of paper. Pop Feral did NOT get hauled back in or nothing else like that, however. Even the cops knew Willy had a ass-whooping coming to him. All they did was show up and photograph Willy’s scratches and gashes and pump-knots. No arrests was made. The cops did file a incident report, though.

Darrell Feral is back from high-security juvie bootcamp! He got released and ended up hitching a ride back to Tinbox Acres. Upon arrival to Tinbox Acres, Darrell made a beeline for DJ the dope dealer’s place and scored hisself some crank. Upon exiting space #41, Darrell found himself cornered by Maddog Monson, who was still pissed at Darrell for ripping him off and screwing Maddog's girlfriend right before Darrell got hauled to juvie. After a little convincing (with the aid of a baseball bat) Darrell pulled his little baggie of crank out of his right front pants pocket and handed it over to Maddog. Now them two is finally even-stevens.

Maddog Monson got hauled in for assault of a minor and possession of a controlled substance last month. The cops had showed up to photograph all them bat-marks on Darrell. When the cops found out Maddog was the one what bludgeoned little Darrell, they hauled him in for assault of a minor. Shit, if he’d just waited another two months, Darrell would have turned 18 and Maddog wouldn’t have got hauled in for bludgeoning him. When Maddog was being booked and processed, the cops found that little baggie of crank he’d pinched from Darrell. So Maddog got a additional charge of possession of crank, but not enough for “intent to sell” to be tagged on it. Plus, Maddog got off easy ‘cause he left his crank pipe in the trailer, so he escaped charges of possession of drug paraphernalia. He ended up getting released on OR by suppertime.

Jingo the incredible flying circus midget from outer space got a body-cavity search after he crash-landed in the duckpond with that satellite. Jingo wasn't searched by the cops. Far as we can tell, he got searched by a bunch of scientists. They was men in white coats, anyways. They snatched him right up, soon as he landed, and did the dirty deed to him right there on the shore of the duckpond, using what can only be described as gigantic scientific instruments. Them scientists shot Jingo with a tranquilizer gun and ran something lit up at the end up the little feller's back door while he was passed out face-down in the weeds by the duckpond. That lit-up thing looked like one of them snake-light flashlights, only it projected a movie of Jingo's guts onto a computer screen. Now we all know what a circus midget's innards look like on TV. However, nobody has no idea how this got into the Police Blotter.

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