Carl Bailey, the psych facility escapee in space #1, went missing on Valentine's Day. According to the police report, Ma Feral stated Carl stumbled down to the duckpond and she ain't seen hide nor hair of him since. Ma Feral even called around to every jail and nuthatch in the county, but still no Carl. His disappearance is still a unsolved mystery.

Foul play has been ruled out in the death of Rudy Bonaparte. It didn't take much to figure out that Rudy was simply whacked out of his skull on that homemade meth he and BT cooked up at the duckpond, and ended up going headfirst into his Skilsaw. According to Rudy's death certificate, the coroner ruled the cause of death as a Act of God.

Pop Feral and Beulah Radkin got hauled out of the duckpond butt-nekkid at around 10:00 pm on Valentine's Day. The whole duckpond had huge sloshy waves all over it and the ducks was all quacking their asses off, and someone called the cops. So both of them big fat lovebirds got hauled out of the trailerpark in cop cars for indecent exposure. Beulah got released on OR first thing in the morning, but since Pop Feral's on parole, he got hung onto for 10 days.

The soda machine up by the laundry room got broke into last month. Only sodas was taken, though. All the coins was still in the cashbox. Police lifted some small fingerprints off the exterior part of the soda machine. No arrests were made.

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