Police responding to a report of lewd acts being committed against a police officer ended up arresting Welcome Wagon Willy, the reporting party. And Willy didn't get turned loose the next morning, no-siree. He got held for a whole week this time. It seems the only crime worse than committing lewd acts against a police officer is interrupting lewd acts against a police officer.



DJ the dope dealer in space #41 got hauled in again.



Police have been investigating a number of small fires in the area. These fires have been deliberately set by a as-yet-unidentified Tinbox Acres resident. The cops know the firebug lives here in the trailer park even though nobody's burnt down anything big in the park for over a month because all the fires have occurred just outside Tinbox Acres on all sides except along the highway.



Timmy Radkin got ticketed for riding his bicycle on the sidewalk, and Pop Feral paid his fine for him.



Maddog Monson and Andy the former security guy got themselves arrested for being drunk in public while staggering back from the bar at Buzzards Trailertopia. Eventually, both were cited and released.



Jingo the circus midget in space #99 called the cops on a peeping tom last month, but the aforementioned peeper got done and left before the cops showed up. Police have no suspects. Jingo's just hoping the peeper was a chick and not a dude, fer chrisssakes.



Police were summoned to the duckpond following a wet T-shirt contest that just sort of happened spontaneously when Marshal playfully tossed a T-shirt-clad Maudine into the pond. Not to be outdid by Maudine, Dot the crazy cat lady and Ma Feral both ran their scrawny little asses out into the water, got in a fight, and pulled each other's tops off. Virginia Beadle seen it all when she was walking her Chihuahua and called the cops on her cell phone. No arrests were made.

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