Police responding to a report of a child screaming and crying hysterically for two solid hours instead found Dot the crazy cat lady in space #8 knee-deep in wet kittycats. It seems Dot decided to give all eight of her cats a bath on the same day, before it started getting too cold to do that. It was the cats howling that we all heard that day, not some bawling kid. Although the cats all felt like shit being all wet like that, within an hour or two all of them were dried off and they felt much better. Looked and smelled a lot better, too. No arrests were made.

DJ the dope dealer in space #41 is all set to be turned loose on parole again in the next month or so.

Police, fire, and other emergency personnel responding to a 911 call found Maddog boarded up in a trailer with Darrell. Thinking they had a hostage situation on their hands, the cops threw a cell phone into the open kitchen window of Maddog's boarded-up trailer and determined it wasn't a hostage situation after all, just an ass-whooping situation. Darrell rode away in the ambulance. Since Darrell is no longer a minor, Maddog didn't get arrested for whomping on him this time.

Welcome Wagon Willy has been the primary occupant of the jail trailer in the six weeks that we've had it, mostly for stalking and peeping in the trailer park.

The only nights Willy didn't spend in the jail trailer were spent in a tank at the Police Department for stalking and peeping outside the trailer park. Willy's been a little obsessed with the rack on that new cashier at Rogelio's Quick-E-Mart. He got hauled in for stalking a couple times when he stood outside Rogelio's with his face all smashed against the glass, drooling at the busty little clerk, who got all creeped out and called the cops.

Willy got hauled in for peeping when he followed the aforementioned cashier home one night and peeped in her window when she was changing. We probably shouldn't expect to see Willy again until around Halloween, probably.

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