Police responded to Tinbox Acres on Christmas Eve when Virginia Beadle called to report indecent exposure, lewd acts, and water pollution in progress. Upon arrival, the cops found the womenfolk all nekkid and muddy in the duckpond. No arrests were made, but Willy rode away in a paddy wagon.

That sobriety checkpoint right outside our driveway on the highway netted more than a few DUIs. That checkpoint also netted a huge load of pot that was headed into the trailer park.

Speedy over at Buzzards Trailertopia got shut down last month for good. Speedy's trailer lab got shut down and all the dirt got dug out of his trailer space and hauled away. Everyone told Speedy that shiny white Crown Victoria that spent a week parked outside his trailer was probably an undercover cop, but Speedy said we were all just being paranoid. The white Crown Vic is parked outside of Eddie and Arliss' trailer in space #62 right now.

Timmy Feral found out the hard way that a brand-new name is just that and no more. A brand-new name does not entitle you to a clean, new rapsheet. It doesn't even entitle you to a new PO. Timmy got picked up for shoplifting beer at Boozapalooza, and was surprised when everyone at Juvie recognized him despite his new last name.

Maddog and Andy escaped possibly being hauled in for drunk in public again last month. Marshal Arvin seen Maddog and Andy reeling up the driveway, hammered out of their skulls. Marshal caught them and locked them in the jail trailer so they wouldn't leave the trailer park and stumble around in public like that. Both were released, severely hung over, the following morning.

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