Welcome Wagon Willy spent the night in the jail trailer for peeping into Pearline and Earline's trailer. The next night he got bit up by Marshal and Maudine's dog and hauled away to the real jail by the cops for peeping at Maudine.

Darrell Feral is still chained to that hospital bed, waiting for an okay-to-book. They can't book him for blowing up his trailer until he heals up enough. Darrell is still al red and hairless and covered in bandages. Soon as the bandages come off, Darrell's getting locked up.

Eddie and Arliss over in space #62 are still being watched by the cops.

Andy and Maddog in space #91 got picked up again for drunk-in-public. Those two idiots need to find a new route home from the bar. Every time they stumble down the highway shitfaced like that, they get thrown into the drunk tank at the police station.

Carl Bailey the psych facility escapee up in space #1 got reported as being a missing person. Ma Feral-Bailey ain't seen hide nor hair of Carl for over a week. If anyone finds him laying around, please return Carl to space #1 so he can be removed from the missing persons system.

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