Maddog Monson in space #91 got hauled in for assault, right along with everyone else at the dive bar up the road when a huge barfight erupted last month and police were called. Maddog was released on OR the following morning, when he got halfway sobered up.

Jingo the retired circus midget in space #99 got arrested for panty-watching again. This time he was caught at a shoe store in the mall, peering up skirts when the ladies would sit down to try on new shoes.

Usual suspect Ronnie Dorque, the little firebug in space #24 got picked up for arson again. When it was determined that the trailer in space #8 burned down without his assistance, Ronnie was released without incident.

Usual suspect Lonnie Dorque, the little bomb-freak in space #24 got picked up for sabotage again. When it was determined that the trailer in space #8 exploded without his assistance, Lonnie was released without incident.

Jack in space #45 got questioned by police and released when he accidentally set off his electronic monitoring ankle bracelet. Jack had run up to see what all the ruckus was about right along with the rest of us when the trailer in space #8 exploded, and he just plumb forgot all about that Martha Stewart lo-jack thing he's required to wear.

Timmy Feral got released from Juvie, and promptly had his ass whooped by Pop Feral for leaving the trailer park shitfaced and getting his stupid self popped by the cops for being a minor under the influence.

Police responding to the trailer explosion in space #8 determined that no crime had occurred, and that the whole thing was a result of common trailerpark stupidity. Besides, the dude who blew the trailer up in the first place lived there, and he left on a gurney all burnt to a crisp and deader than a doornail. No arrests were made.

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