Police responding to a report of "a pervert impersonating a fireman" found Welcome Wagon Willy dressed in a firesuit, firehat and goggles, trying to extinguish neighbors Pearline and Earline's flaming barbecue with a garden hose. It is unknown whether or not there was food on the grill at the time of the incident. No arrests were made.

Jack finally got his electronic monitoring ankle bracelet removed, and he celebrated by tying one on at the dive bar up the road with Dick and Holmes. All three were arrested for drunk in public while stumbling home. All three were released upon sobering up in the morning.

Doralee and Lulu in space #61 were arrested for indecent exposure when they dared each other to walk all the way up the highway to Boozapalooza with no tops on. Hung Phuc, the little Asian cashier at Boozapalooza called the cops. Of course, Phuc let the girls shop and pay for their beer and cigarettes first. Both girls were released when Maddog posted their bail.

Speedy over at Buzzards Trailertopia got busted for sales of a controlled substance again.

DJ the dope dealer witnessed a accidental shooting right out in front of his trailer in space #41. A carload of customers pulled up outside DJ's place to purchase dope. The right backseat passenger had just bought a pistol off the street. The right front passenger was leaned over into the back, calling the owner of the pistol a gun hog and demanding he not be so stingy with the weapon. When the guy in the front reached for the pistol, it accidentally went off, drilling him in the gut. The driver yelled, "Shit!" and took off out the driveway at a high rate of speed, leaving the other passenger in DJ's place, holding the bag. Literally. He was holding a ittybitty bag of meth when it all went down. The cops came back to DJ's place and questioned him as a witness after that carload of idiots showed up at the hospital with one of them gut-shot. The dude lived. He underwent surgery to remove the slug, spent three days recuperating in the hospital, then was released for booking.   

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