Virginia Beadle in space #17 called police to report a peeping tom. Upon arrival, the cops found Willy in a firesuit, firehat and goggles, winning his gold medal for the Trailerpark Olympics creep-n-peep event. No arrests were made.

Dot the crazy cat lady was cited for stinking up the whole trailer park with her yard. It hasn't rained enough lately to wash all the catshit and catpiss out of the dirt around her trailer. The problem is expected to resolve itself with the rainstorms due to hit this month.

Darrell Feral was arrested for being under the influence of a controlled substance again. The controlled substance Darrell was uner the influence of was methamphetamine. Again. Darrell was released on OR the next morning.

Dick, Jack and Holmes in space #45 all spent the night in the drunk tank together again. All three were released upon sobering up in the morning.

Kevroy Gordon in space #93 got a ticket for urinating in public.

Bud Dorque in space #24 called the police to report one of his vehicles stolen. It turned out Bud's old pickup truck didn't get stolen. Bud forgot to pull the emergency brake, and the truck rolled down the driveway and into the duckpond.

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