Welcome Wagon Willy got hauled in for impersonating a firefighter for profit. Willy had set up a table outside the Boozapalooza market, and was standing there in a firesuit with one boot on and one in his hands, soliciting donations from people entering and leaving the store. It turns out Willy is not a firefighter and never has been. Willy was released when Belinda bailed him out. He'll probably plead insanity when his court date rolls around.

Dot the crazy cat lady attracted a small army of emergency vehicles into the trailer park when Willy dumped her, and she rode away in the red ambulance to the nuthatch. We can expect to see Dot again when her insurance runs out.

Speedy over at Buzzards Trailertopia got busted for manufacturing methamphetamines and for polluting the duckpond. Speedy had been disposing of his leftover chemicals by dumping them in the duckpond after each batch of meth he cooked.

Jingo the perverted circus midget in space #99 was arrested, booked, housed, and released on OR for looking up women's skirts again. This time he was caught loitering under the glass elevator at the mall.

Maddog Monson in space #91 got arrested for barfighting at the dive bar up the highway. The bartender wouldn't have called the cops, but cue sticks got swung and barstools started flying. Both Maddog and the other guy went to the hospital, where they were examined and given an okay-to-book.

Carl Bailey the psych facility escapee in space #1 got busted for riding his bicycle the wrong way on the highway in the dark while tweeking out of his mind with meth and paraphernalia in his pocket.

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