Welcome Wagon Willy got hauled to the nuthatch in his firesuit again, only this time he was minus the firepants. Apparently something went horribly awry in Belinda's bedroom, and Willy ended up on the roof of her trailer, threatening to jump. Upon being talked down via bullhorn by the cops, he was promptly whisked to the county nuthatch, where he remains today. Willy is expected to be released just as soon as the state quits paying for his stay.

Dot the crazy cat lady got released from the nuthatch three days before Willy got hauled there in the red ambulance.

Speedy over at Buzzards Trailertopia is still locked up in the county jail for disposing of his leftover meth chemicals by dumping them in the duckpond, and for manufacturing a controlled substance. DJ the dope dealer is handling Speedy's customers for the time being. So we can expect the merry-go-round of dope traffic into and out of DJ's place in space #41 to continue until Speedy gets released again.

New resident Ramone Houston in space #90 got hauled in for driving shitfaced when he dropped the trailer on the highway. We all threw a pitch for his bail, but by the time we'd collected enough to get him out, Ramone already got out of jail free on a technicality. Ramone's arresting officer was in the middle of filling out the DUI report at the last minute, which happened to be the same minute Willy was up on the roof of Belinda's trailer. The officer responded to Tinbox Acres to talk Willy down off the roof, and ended up missing the deadline to turn in the DUI report on Ramone.

Andy and Maddog in space #91 got arrested for drunk in public while walking home from the dive bar up the road at 2:00 am again. Both were released upon sobering up in the morning.

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