Virginia Beadle in space #17 got hauled to the nuthatch after hallucinating that the washing machine in the laundry room had somehow given birth to garden gnomes. We won't be seeing old lady Beadle for quite a while. Her health insurance isn't about to run out anytime soon and the county nuthatch keeps patients locked up until their insurance is bled dry.

Maddog Monson got shot by and had to answer to the cops for a practical joke he pulled with Willy's firesuit. The cops really thought that was Willy up on the roof of his trailer again, and this time they took him out with a beanbag gun. Maddog flew off the top of Willy's trailer and bellyflopped into that plastic pool full of beer when the beanbag hit him. After pulling off the firehat and goggles and seeing it wasn't Willy but just someone fucking around acting like Willy, Maddog was released without further incident.

Willy got locked in the jail trailer a few times last month for hassling Belinda. Marshal the security guy said while he can understand Willy's being all upset about getting dumped by Belinda, that does not entitle him to bug the shit out of her, especially when he's hammered.

A small army of emergency vehicles showed up with sirens blaring and lights twinkling when the Dorque family's trailer in space #24 exploded. No arrests were made.

Eddie Whisman in space #62 got cited and released for possession of a meth pipe. Since Eddie had just smoked the last of his meth an hour and a half before police contact, he didn't get locked up for possession of a controlled substance this time.

Pop Feral's dad Gramps Feral is staying the summer with the Feral family in their quintuple-wide trailer palace. Pop sent Gramps to the Circle K for a carton of cigarettes and gas one day last month, and little Timmy went along for the ride. While at the store, Timmy made a beer run, grabbing a 30-pack of Schlitz and hightailing it out the door. He threw the beer into the open passenger window and leaped in after it and hollered, "Go-go-go-go-go!" at Gramps, who hit the gas. The car rocketed out into the intersection and caused a huge pileup. Nobody got injured, but Gramps got a citation and Timmy spent a couple days in Juvie.

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