Andy rode out in the backseat cage of a cruiser when the cops showed up to space #91 to investigate a report of someone cultivating marijuana. Maddog had already pulled everything out and ran away by the time the cops got there, but Andy was passed out in the back bedroom and the trailer was littered with pot leaves and grow lights. Andy is still cooling his heels in the county jail, but everything is expected to get ironed out in court.

Darrell Feral in space #19 finally got busted for sales of a controlled substance. It was bound to happen. He'd been dealing meth and there's been a white Crown Victoria parked outside his trailer for months now. The funny thing about all this is the Feral family's ex-Rottweiler, Humpy, was the one who located Darrell's stash. He got trained to be a dope-sniffing police dog a few years back when the entire Feral family got arrested at once.

Despite having a totally hot little midget girlfriend, Jingo the circus midget in space #99 got pinched for looking up women's skirts again. This time it happened under the glass elevator at the mall.

Ernie in space #83 got hauled in for public indecency for being naked on his porch. Ernie has no recollection of how he got naked, or how he ended up on his porch. According to the police report, Ernie stated the last thing he remembered was doing shooters of Listerine with Andy in space #91.

Timmy Feral in space #68 got pinched for weaving all over the highway on his bicycle with no headlight and facing traffic while under the influence and in possession of a basketful of beer, and for doing all that shit when he's barely 15 years old.

Timmy's mom Beulah and Pop Feral in space #68 got hauled into the police station for questioning in the middle of the night when their underage brat got busted for riding his bike with no headlight on the wrong side of the road with a 30-pack in the basket.

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