Keep it quiet! Most of the residents are trying to sleep off hangovers. And remember: Items such as kazoos, bicycle horns, whistles, car alarms, and explosives are to be seen and not heard.

Unless you drive Clarence's speedbump-proof monster truck or Bobby Roy's Jeep, the speed limit in the park is 5 MPH. Go any faster than that, and you risk having the whole underside ripped out from underneath of whatever old beater gets you around.

Public urination is against the law. More importantly, it's against the Official Tinbox Acres Rules and Regulations. If you gots to piss outside, go behind somebody's trailer, not right out there in the middle of the driveway, fer chrissakes.

Please refrain from dumping leftover meth chemicals down the drains. It disintegrates the cheap plastic plumbing. Furthermore, it causes the sump pump to corrode and quit working. Now you got the skinny on why we've all had to shit in the field next door for the past four months.

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