The size limit for satellite dishes in the trailer park is 40 feet in diameter. This should be plenty big enough for ANYONE, even us. In addition, all satellite dishes must be mounted on the roof of your trailer, or in a tree outside. If your satellite dish is bigger than 40 feet across, or if it's sitting in your yard with all the other yard appliances, it will be hauled away with all the unregistered vehicles on Monday, November 11. Consider yourself forewarned.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you broadcast a family brawl into a karaoke machine, you'll get hauled away too.

Discharging firearms in the trailer park is prohibited. If you MUST discharge a firearm in a trailer park, please do it at Buzzards Trailertopia up the road.

We're looking into it, but so far we ain't been able to find no rules against discharging heavy artillery or medieval implements of mass destruction in trailer parks. Yeeee-haaaaaw! Are we all on the same page here? Does this not beg a special project? Do we not have plenty of unemployed goofballs at our disposal right here in the trailer park?

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