Littering is against the law. If you're gonna use the catapult, please clean up after your ownself. The garbageman has been complaining about having to deal with our dumpster being perpetually covered in smashed fruit. If you're gonna launch fruit at the dumpster, please make sure the fruit lands IN the dumpster.

Once again everybody needs to be reminded NOT to lead high-speed police chases into the trailer park. Please try to get that through your skulls this time.

Structures in the trailer park such as the sump pump, dumpsters, laundry room, etc. are NOT playgrounds. While we're on the subject, those thingies plugged into the wall in the laundry room are clothes washing machines, NOT toilets. So whoever's been hanging their ass in the washing machine to pinch a loaf had better quit it.

Even though the cops didn't find anything when we called in that report of a fireball, we all saw it and we all know it was there, and most importantly, WE KNOW IT WAS A TINBOX ACRES RESIDENT WHO HAD TO  BE BEHIND IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. This is just to let whoever is responsible for that fireball know we don't want no more of them things going off here in the trailer park. It's all your fault we had to witness what Virginia Beadle actually looks like in her PJs when we all ran out into the street at four in the morning to see that danged old fireball.

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