If you're gonna roost in Fatty Daddy's trailer and watch humongous-screen digital cable TV, please pitch in for the cable bill. Last month the cable was shut off for a couple of days while it was being switched from regular to digital. You all sat there and stared at a humongous blue TV screen with the words SERVICE TEMPORARILY DISCONNECTED on it. Someone put a jar by the TV with a dollar in it, thinking it was shut off for non-payment. Everyone pitched in, and we raised enough to pay the cable for a month. We decided that since everyone roosts in front of Fatty Daddy's humongous digital cable TV, everyone ought to pitch in on the cable bill. Just put your donation in the jar by the TV.

It looks like the state and county Mobile Home Codes are going to be modified to include something pertaining to using heavy artillery and medieval implements of destruction in trailer parks. This is just a heads-up. You all better get that shit out of your system before rules are passed.

We have rules against squatting. If you're going to live in a trailer space here at Tinbox Acres, you gotta pay space rent, even if you just pitch a puptent out of an old tarp and a mop instead of parking a trailer there. You sleep here, you pay space rent. Period.

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