If you're going to use the catapult or build a new weapon that launches projectiles, please make sure the payload makes it off the property, especially if it's on fire. As we found out last month, trailers stink to high heaven when they burn to the ground. So let's not light no more of them on fire with catapult ammo.

We gots rules against making too much racket. The cops call it noise pollution, but it should be called irritating the shit out of your neighbors. If the cops won't haul you out for making all that racket, you may leave your neighbors no choice but trailerpark vigilante justice. If you're out there making a bunch of racket and a herd of your neighbors shows up on your doorstep with ropes, pitchforks and flaming sticks, remember this.  You brung it all down on your ownself, Rudy.

Tinbox Acres is RED HOT right now, what with the cops watching this place 'cause of our war with Buzzards. Them cops is perfectly happy casing us from acrossed the street for now. But we for sure don't want to give 'em no reasons to show up on our doorsteps. If you gots to move dope to pay your space rent, then please arrange to meet your clients in the parking lot at the market up the road. Thataway, you won't be luring all them cops acrossed the street into the trailer park with a merry-go-round of ratty looking folks going into and out of your trailer.

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