If you hate Disco, don't fuck with the sump pump. That new security system will make you think you're in a disco back in the '70s if you disturb the pump housing. So far, three kids has been snared in the trap, and they ain't happy campers. Just ask Ronnie and Lonnie Dorque in space #24 and Timmy Radkin in space #47 how much fun it is to get filmed while you're all hung up in barbed wire under a strobe light with a Viper car alarm screeching and honking in your ears.

Making too much racket not only irritates the shit out of your hungover neighbors, but it's also against the law. The cops call it Noise Pollution, and they'll haul you in for it. Please refrain from honking your car horns or using Skilsaws or nailguns or hammers or them electric ratchet thingies or kazoos or explosives or bongo drums or any other racketmaking devices in the trailer park. If the cops don't get here fast enough to catch you in the act, Old Lady Beadle in space #17 has vowed to pepper your ass with ball-bearings fired from her trusty wrist rocket.

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