God don't look favorably on grown men gussying themselves all up in lipstick and glitter and slinky dresses and spike heels in the outdoors where everybody can see you.  God don't even want you to do that in the privacy of your own trailer, 'cause it ain't out of the Lord's view unless you have a trailer made out of lead.  God can't see through lead.  Or maybe that's Superman.  Anyways, just to be safe, if you gots a furry ass, don't cover it in lace panties and for sure don't let them hairy cheeks be hanging out of no thong.  God ain't gonna call the cops on you for all that girly-man shit, but you can bet your flat fuzzy ass Tinbox Acres management will.

It's perfectly acceptable to run around outside in your pajamas in a trailer park. It ain't legal to expose your privates to the public outside the trailer park, no matter how much money some trailerpark goofball manages to scratch together to pay you to do it. Jeeeez, have some class for chrissakes. If you cannot resist the urge to commit a misdemeanor like stripping off all your clothes and performing a dangerous stunt bare-ass nekkid, then at least make sure you get at least four figures (a grand or more) for it.

Please use the suggestion area at the bottom of your space-rent invoice if you have a problem with the way things are run around here. For instance, if you have a problem with the new sump-pump security system, all you got to do is write what your beef is on that form so our off-site trailerpark managers can address the problem. It is certainly easier and less stressful than shooting out the security cams and stabbing the alarm system clear through the pump housing with a screwdriver. At least the barbed wire's still standing.

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