If you mess around with the wife of a hairy, tattooed, seven-foot-tall, violent felony-committing Sasquatch, don't be surprised if you get your ass stomped flat by the aforementioned Sasquatch when he's released from prison. You've been forewarned, Willy.

Blowing up speedbumps or any other structure that belongs to Tinbox Acres management is in direct violation of at least a dozen rules in the Tinbox Acres Handbook. So is burning shit down. If you attract a motor pool of cop cars and firetrucks into Tinbox Acres, you will find a three-days-to-get-the-fuck-out notice Scotch-taped to your front door.

It ain't against the law to roast marshmallows, but obstructing emergency operations is. If you got marshmallows, and something in the trailer park is burning, you may roast your marshmallows, but not right there where the firemen are aiming hoses. If the firemen are aiming hoses at your marshmallow-roasting spot, go find another spot that's burning. There's always plenty of fire to go around..

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