If it didn't come out of your body or off of a toilet-paper dispenser, then DON'T FLUSH IT.

Once again, you all need to be reminded NOT to lead a parade of twinkling cop cars into the trailer park.

Peeping into other folks' trailers is illegal. If you peep at old ladies, you really could use 72 hours in the nuthatch. You're one twisted, sick fuck if you get off on peeping at wrinkledy, saggy old women clad in nothing but their unmentionables.

It's not only a Tinbox Acres rule, it's the Universal Rule of Trailer Parks Everywhere: Residents MUST leave their Christmas lights up all year round. Once you put 'em up, you're require to leave 'em up. FOREVER. If you don't believe it, cruise through any trailer park in the country any time during the year, even in the middle of summer, and look at the awnings.

Gauss' Law dictates that folks ought to not drive around with their elbow hanging out a open car window when it's thundering and lightninging out, or risk suffering a fate similar to that of the electric chair, only with a steering wheel in your hands and minus the wet sponge on your head. Anyways, it ain't pretty.

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