Creeping around outside in camouflage clothing with your face all painted and peeping into binoculars around the trailer park gives everyone the creeps, so knock it off or we're going to sick Beulah on you, Willy.

Please refrain from flushing anything down your drains that disintegrates trailerpark sewage pipes. Even Drano disintegrates cheap PVC piping, which is what is typically used for sewer lines in trailer parks instead of the real deal. So don't run anything like drain cleaner, nail polish remover, gasoline, etc. down your drains no more.

Detonating explosives in the trailer park is forbidden, especially if you're blowing up dogshit and stinking up the whole trailer park. This goes double if you don't even have a dog, Timmy.

If you must be ripped out of a tree and hauled into the nuthatch for 72 hours observation, please refrain from tearing all the leaves out of the tree when you're pulled out of it.

If the tags on your old beater are expired, please steer your vehicle clear of the trailer park on Friday, January 9. That's when the monthly haulaway of unregistered vehicles occurs. They can't haul your beater away if it ain't even here to begin with.

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