Please refrain from prying open any vending machines in the trailer park.  Come to think of it, don't pry open anything that ain't yours to begin with. This goes double for trailerpark property, like soda machines, washers/dryers, the sump pump housing and whatnot.

Please refrain from cooking meth here on Tinbox Acres property. If you must, then please use the outdoor meth lab at the duckpond, and do the dirty deed on the vacant property next door.

You snooze, you lose.

Skilsaws have been added to the List of Prohibited Items in the Tinbox Acres Rule Book.

If you've got tuberculosis, SARS, bird flu, regular human flu, or if you're yakking and coughing and generally feeling like shit, please do not share drug paraphernalia. If you're sick, bring your own pipe, straw, or whatever to prevent the spread of trailerpark cooties.

If you're all big and fat and floppy and drunk, don't go stripping your clothes off and running out into the duckpond with another big fat drunk. Please. None of us who lives down by the duckpond is going to EVER get that image out of our heads.

A septic system is not a toy. A septic system is also not a toxic-waste dump for your used motor oil and meth chemicals, and it's not something you can just open up and dump your catbox right into.

If you're drinking and someone throws a pitch for beer, PITCH IN.

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