Let's all learn a lesson from Speedy over at Buzzards Trailertopia, and NOT cook meth in our trailers. Let's all use the outdoor onshore meth lab down at the duckpond, instead. That's what it's there for.

Again, everyone needs to reminded NOT to use the washing machines for toilets.

He who smelt it, dealt it. While we're on the subject, it ain't polite just to fart then not say nothing. The least you could say is something like, "Match that."

Building a humongous slingshot down at the duckpond and launching empty pony kegs onto Buzzards Trailertopia is going to get the aforementioned pony kegs launched back onto us if we don't quit it. Remember what happened last year during the Interpark Trailer War.

Who'da thunk it? Third World natives had it right all along. You CAN steal a person's soul by shooting his photograph. The only catch is you have to use a digital camera. But the cool thing about it is, you can email that person's soul to anyone and everyone in the world that you want to.

Fifty million trailerpark inhabitants can't be wrong. Remember that. Next time someone tells you you're full of shit. Fifty million, count 'em.

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