Let's all learn a lesson from BT in space #21 and NOT cook meth on the shore of the duckpond. BT got busted because the cops was watching our outdoor onshore meth lab, and you'll get busted too, if you go cooking meth outside anywhere in the trailer park right now.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you bring home a drunk chick from a dive bar and boink her in the duckpond, you'll get hauled away too.

Interpark warfare between Tinbox Acres and Buzzards Trailertopia is against the rules, per the revised Tinbox Acres Rules and Regulations Handbook. Building medieval implements of mass destruction on trailerpark property is also forbidden. So whoever's been building all that great big shit down at the duckpond out of old dead appliances and springs and innertubes and whatnot had better get down there and tear it all down. Don't just point it AWAY from Buzzards Trailertopia, neither. That ain't good enough. You have to tear the whole motherfucking contraption apart and haul it to the dump.

Remember to spay and neuter your pets. Not only is what happens to unwanted litters sad, but not neutering your dog, for example, can get the cops called on you. We all know how many times Virginia Beadle called the cops on the Feral family when their un-neutered Rottweiler, Humpy, would break into her yard and punk her neutered male Chihuahua and eat all his dogfood.

Harboring a fugitive is against the law, even if the aforemetioned fugitive was in the middle of giving you a blowjob when the cops showed up, Willy.

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