If you rent anything from an equipment rental company, please return the aforementioned equipment in decent condition.

A quick safety reminder: if you burst into flames, you might not want to make a run at a shitpile of explosives.

If you must bury your dope somewhere in your yard, please don't puncture the gas lines and whatnot while digging.

The duckpond is not a bathtub.

Public urination is not only against the law, if you do it anywhere near Harold and Madge's trailer in space #56, it will get your ass blasted full of rock-salt ammo fired from Harold's shotgun.

If someone puts a restraining order on you, it's best to stay the fuck away from that person.

Please refrain from attracting any more cop cars, firetrucks, coroner's vehicles, paddy wagons, and/or news crews into the trailer park.

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