Stripping your clothing off in public is called public indecency, and it's illegal. Please try to remember that when you're in the duckpond in the daylight.

If Deputy Marshal Arvin locks you in the jail trailer, you needed it. Either that, or the rest of the trailer park got sick of your shit and demanded you be contained. Consider yourself lucky if you go batshit in the trailer park and all that happens to you is you spend the night in a climate-controlled camper with a comfy bed. It ain't a good idea to go calling the cops on Marshal upon your release. Ask Welcome Wagon Willy if you don't believe it.

Even if you're a aging rock star who everybody thought was dead, please keep your amp at a reasonable volume when playing the gee-tar, or better yet, go acoustic. You might be old and going deaf right along with half the trailer park, but the other half of us who can hear okay are getting sick of hearing "Hound Dog" blaring live out of space #54 all the time.

Please throw your kids' diapers in the trash. It's against the rules to just drop them in the driveway where they get runned over and pasted to the asphalt so Edgar the maintenance guy's got to peel them up with a trowel.

You all ain't supposed to be in the duckpond in the first place, and you certainly ain't supposed to strip once you're in there. Please remember this and behave accordingly.

Saying, "It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out," is not an appropriate response when someone tells you your fly is hanging open, Willy.

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