Please behave yourselves while on Tinbox Acres property. This means don't go running around acting like a demented Sterno drinker, especially when someone is here looking to buy a trailer.

You can't go leaving your trailer all covered in shit, even if it was the septic tank that blew up and covered your trailer in the first place. It's high time some of us gets out there and hoses off our ugly, stinky trailers.

Keep it safe and sane in the trailer park! This means don't go freezing your ass off "riding the rapids" down the driveway on a innertube when it's all flooded from raining so much.

If you marry someone from outside the trailer park, please have the decency to make your new spouse fill out and sign a lease agreement.

Please clean up after your pets, kids, guests, or anything you're responsible for that takes a crap in our driveway. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Honking of horns, screaming at spouses, or anything else that can be counted as causing a ruckus or inciting mayhem is punishable by time in the jail trailer.

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