It's against the rules per the Health and Safety Code of the Tinbox Acres Resident Handbook to be blowing up your trailer by cooking meth in it. Please, if you mustcook meth over an open flame, do it down on the shore of the duckpond.

If you forge vehicle registration tags and sell them to your neighbors to fund your dope habit, please refrain from advertising these services on the trailerpark billboard. You can score yourself plenty of business by word-of-mouth and you don't need to take up valuable billboard space with advertising flyers.

Keestering anything, anywhere is prohibited on Tinbox Acres property, and is probably illegal, too.

If you don't say, "Seat saved," you lose your seat. Maybe we're all better off saying, "Ass saved."

Whoever has been using photocopies of dollar bills in our primitive soda machine had better quit it. If you don't quit it this month, management will be forced to buy an up-to-date soda machine, and this will tag another quarter per soda onto the price. We've been warned.

Please show a little class. Take the dishes out of the sink before you pee in it.

Peeping into other folks' trailers will get you thrown into the jail trailer if you're lucky. It'll get you thrown into the real jail at the police station if you're not lucky. And it'll get you locked up in the county jail for more than a month if you keep on peeping into folks' trailers after you been locked up for it a few times. Just ask Willy about that.

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