It's against the rules to attract a whole parade of emergency vehicles into the trailer park. One or two cop cars here and there are to be expected, but this thing with filling the trailer park with lights and sirens is in direct violation of Section III of the Tinbox Acres Rules and Regulations Handbook.

Littering hurts everyone.

Please keep it quiet in the trailer park! Your neighbors are trying to sleep off hangovers. This goes double for your guests, especially if your guests have a habit of honking outside your trailer to announce their presence every time they show up.

Cherry bombs and M-80s and whatnot should not be detonated near any trailers, or in the driveway. Take that shit down to the duckpond where it belongs and blow it up there.

Please keep your dogs, kids, and anything else that takes a crap in the driveway on a leash any time they're out of your yard or trailer.

"Excuse me," or "Pardon me" are acceptable things to say after you fart. "Match THAT" isn't.

Please refrain from driving drunk down the driveway, especially in light of the fact we just had new pointy tops put on all our speedbumps.

>Arson is against the law.

If you ram into someone's old beater with an electric scooter, please be courteous and leave a note. You don't have to sign it. Just let the person whose vehicle you hit know it got hit, and that you're sorry.

Fifteen will get you 20.

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