If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.

Please refrain from littering in the trailer park. Kids' toys, bicycles, diapers, dog shit, and other such items have no place in our driveway.

Keep it quiet in the trailer park! Your neighbors are trying to sleep off hangovers. Horns, kazoos, dynamite, cherry bombs, M-80s, car alarms, smoke alarms, burglar alarms, generators, kids, dogs, raging drunks, and home karaoke machines are better seen than heard.

Arson is against the law and will not be tolerated anywhere on Tinbox Acres property.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. If you cook a lot of meth in your tool shed, be sure to check your shed-mounted security cam regularly to ensure it is working properly and facing in the right direction so you can see cops and/or potential thieves before disaster strikes.

Now that the days are getting shorter and there ain't as much sun out there during the daytime, it might be a good time to check your hydroponic system to ensure nothing is touching your grow-lights. Many a raging trailer fire has been started by grow-lights igniting combustible things like wood or paper, so be sure to keep about one foot clearance between your hydroponic system and everything else.

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