Firearms, artillery, dynamite, M-80s, cherry bombs, firecrackers, gunpowder, bazookas, kazoos, horns, amplified string instruments, whistles, bells, drums, car alarms, drunken couples, boomboxes, garbage trucks, power tools, and sirens should all be seen and not heard.

Dying in the trailer park is in direct violation of the entire Health and Safety section of theTinbox Acres Rules and Regulations Handbook.

Fifteen will get you 20.

Do not attract emergency vehicles into the trailer park for any reason. If something with lights and sirens on it shows up to your trailer, you broke the rules.

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

Don't bury dead relatives under your trailer. Give them a proper service and burial. Better yet, cremate them and get it over with.

The washers and dryers in the laundromat are not kiddie rides.

Boys will be boys.

Make sure your damn kids pick up after themselves. Nobody wins when somebody runs over a bicycle or a Big Wheel in the driveway.

You can't have a pet alligator in the trailer park, not even a little one.

No, you can't have a pony in the trailer park, either.

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