It's always fun until everyone goes to jail.

Public drunkenness will only be tolerated for so long. Piss off enough people or the right people, and you get to spend the night in the jail trailer.

The same goes for standing in the driveway, screaming profanities at someone's trailer.

Spreading wild crazy rumors about your neighbors is strictly against the rules, unless it's something you seen with your own eyeballs. Enough weird shit happens in the trailer park for real, so you all don't need to be making shit up.

Growing, fermenting, or cooking anything illegal in the trailer park is strictly against the rules.

If your underage kid gets hammered, for God's sake, don't let him leave the trailer park.

Please pick up after yourselves, your kids, and your guests. Don't just leave a trail of garbage all over the driveway for everyone to look at.

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